Yucky Brand Unix Scripts

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Generations of Craftsmanship

Yucky Brand UNIX Scripts are here when you just want to work in the UNIX Underpinnings, but you don't want to get your hands dirty touching the Terminal, or writing that filthy, filthy Python, Bash or JavaScript code yourself. We're here to do that dirty work, so you can just touch the pretty GUI that was made for you!

Besides, that UNIX system beneath the lickable GUI was meant for real nerds, not your shiny and erudite personality that thinks that Apple knows everything you need!

 

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Testimonials

Yucky Brand UNIX Scripts changed my life for the better! Now I never have to deal with the Yucky UNIX Underpinnings all by myself! They also smell great when running!
— ERIK GOMEZ, MAC ADMIN
These Yucky Brand UNIX Scripts are the best! I never thought I would find something that would taste like butterscotch and oak while running! Thanks Yucky Brand!
— PEPIJN BRUIENNE, MAC ADMIN
This changes everything, again! Since I started using Yucky Brand UNIX Scripts, I got promoted twice, bought a boat, won the Nobel Prize, and found my old Grateful Dead vinyl. They even made my plants grow.
— NICK MCSPADDEN, MAC ADMIN
There I was, I had tried nothing and was all out of ideas! Without a GUI button to press I was going to have to use DOS mode! Then, I found Yucky Scripts! Before I could Google search Stack Exchange, I had a 75-line yucky script to do exactly what I needed!
— ADAM CODEGA, MAC ADMIN


 

MY PROMISE

We only work with the yuckiest languages and scripting environments available and provide a 1-month guarantee on all labor. We never compromise quality for time and give our clients realistic schedules that accommodate their lives. We strive for honest customer service, so contracts are only paid in full when the finished work is to your complete satisfaction.


About Me

MY NAME IS PETER

I started apprenticing for my dad, Peter Sweeney, Jr. when I was twelve, but even before that I was watching him work all the time. My grandpa established our company in 1918, back when we specialized in manual computers and cabinetry. Dad picked up new trades and expanded our business. I’ve been servicing the greater Wichita area for over 15 years and am about to bring my oldest son in as an assistant.